Monday, November 17, 2008

TRIXIE falls off the fence...

Dolls !

Is it me, or is the world going to hell in a handbasket?

I mean ,really, there is actually a question on whether gays and lesbians should have the right to get married? What kind of question is that? Don't be stupid, my darlings, letting the gays get married will only mess it up for all the rest of us.
If this were allowed,can you imagine trying to book a caterer or reserve a church during the month of June?

I don't know about you, but I'm already overwhelmed with giving gifts to all of my useless relatives. I can't afford to buy wedding presents for all of my gay friends, ( and you know how picky and snooty those homos can be? It's gotta be designer this and designer that!)

If you ask me, it's all a Communist plot. All of the really gorgeous men are gay, and if we let them marry each other, well, who will be left for our daughters?

And don't get me started on letting gays in the military. As the good book says,
"Lead them NOT into temptation".

Speaking of the good book, my boss, Kenny, ( who wouldn't know a good book if it fell off the shelf), did two doodles in the WSJ last week. One is of the jazz musician, DON BYRON, and then one of NANCY PELOSI.

Your favorite positive influence, I remain,


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