Trixie and Kenny

Thursday, September 27, 2007

In case you didn't see today's papers...

Trixie: A simple girl with a dream, I was born and raised in Pig's Foot, New Jersey. There were twelve of us children, six girls, five boys, and one undecided. My main desire in life was to go into Show Business. However, my desire to marry my first husband, Tumble Willis, Jr., and produce his brood of ungrateful offspring caused me to sidetrack. A few years late, I finally made it to New York City, where I got a job as a showgirl at the infamous "Wooden Nickel Nightclub and Carwash". Fast forward to five years ago, when I answered an ad to be the secretary/assistant to the semi-talented illustrator, Ken Fallin. If you are interested in my life's story, and other worthy stuff, know that I am hot at work on my very first book. So, stay tuned!

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