MONDO TRIXIEANO

Ciao ! Chow ! Piezones !

It's me, your devoted pizza waitress.

Oh, I can't help myself. I'm on a diet, and all I can think about is food, especially PIZZA !

Well, to help take my mind off of tomato sauce, hot gooey cheese, and pepperone, I decided to visit my BLOG and see what's a goin' on in da world.

Hundreds of people have been blogging me, ( is it me, or does that sound dirty?), and I think I'm making an impact. Anyway, I hope you are telling all of your connected pals to check me out.

MEANWHILE, I have decided to reinstate my popular mailbag. It seems that there are so many desperate souls out there with so many desperate questions, I just had to do something and make myself available once again.

If you are, in fact, a bit desperate, please write me c/o Kenny at kenfallin@verizon.net

and I will do my best to answer.

Ohhhhhh, THAT WAS FAST ! Here is a letter already...

Dear Trixie,

The other day I was walking through the park, when I spotted two squirrels making love. It was a precious moment of nature's wonder, but it filled me with sorrow, as I am all alone. I wanted to feel happiness, but all I could feel was bitterness and resentment.

Do you think I will ever find true love?

Signed: Bitter in Bayonne

Dear Bitter,

I doubt it. What kind of loser goes around leering at horny wildlife? Geez !

Also, I hope those filthy rodents don't expect to have the State of New Jersey recognize their

marriage.

****** O.K., one down and millions to go.

MEANWHILE, speaking of rodents, my boss, Kenny did a drawing of TOM LORD and RORY STEWART, which ran in last week's WSJ. If you think he has any idea who these dudes are, you'd be wrong.

ALSO...Kenny did a lovely painting of me, with my current hair-do and color. Pass this along to any well-to-do single ( STRAIGHT) men you might know.

Your favorite roasted garlic, I remain,

TRIXIE